My friends shared this video with me, and we had a great laugh...
I'll freely admit I never knew how to eat a watermelon properly before today. I always just bit into it and let the juices flow, spit the seeds out onto the wall and eat on. Mess? What mess! Worry about the cleanup later.
This spoon method is new to me, but it seems much better than the fork method. There is a "Fork Cartel" method?! Okay. Not sure about the compass directions and the tunnelling either... And I don't quite know what to make of the marshmallows and peanut butter... I enjoy them but... <gulp> Sorry I've already said too much, I didn't mean to spoil the video.
Whenever I end up retiring and have this much time on my hands like this guy, please shoot me first. Please.
But using a spoon to eat a watermelon, that's way cool. No one I know has ever done that! Except he's a little OCD about it, but I'll take that away from this video as learning something new.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gUKZpgVfMo1,351,325 views. He must be doing something right.
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