he is a nerd
George, Festivus must be observed in proper order.
First you have to get the aluminum pole from the crawlspace. You use the pole instead of the overpriced and high maintenance Christmas tree.
THEN there's the "Airing of Grievances", not before.
Then the Festivus dinner, which is meat loaf or spaghetti in a red sauce.
Then the "Feats of Strength". After the dinner, the head of the household tests his or her strength against one participant of the head's choosing. Festivus is not considered over until the head of the family has been pinned. However, a participant may be allowed to decline to attempt to pin the head of the household only if they have something better to do instead
Then comes the labeling of easily explainable events as "Festivus Miracles".
You should know this by now
The Birth of Festivus
"Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born … a Festivus for the rest of us!
Cosmo Kramer: That must have been some kind of doll.
Frank Costanza: She was."