Here is my sob story, and my plea for forgiveness:
Yesterday afternoon I was on your MOHAA Rifles Only Freeze Tag server. I made what I thought was a relatively unoffensive joke: I wondered aloud if joining MFF required spending three minutes in a closet with one of the MFF members. Woobie took offense to my joke as being not family friendly, and I protested, reasoning that my comment would hardly raise hackles in a PG movie. However, I let it go when Woobie suggested that continued protests would get me banned.
After Woobie left, I suggested that perhaps he had a 'stick up somewhere' (notice the lack of any word that might be construed as not family friendly).
So first, the apology:
Woobie, what I said about you was offensive and disrespectful, and I apologize. In the future, I will abstain from any such comments about MFF members, or anyone else for that matter. I will also abstain from any comments that can be construed as not family friendly.
That being said, I hope you will keep in mind that playful banter is an important part of the in-game experience, and that my original comments were made solely in jest. I hope you won't deny me the ability to playfully talk a little trash or yank your chain once in a while
Game Name: Froot Loop
IP Address: 24.233.78.238