I'm on Fire

[GotLead?]

negative...that's why he didn't burn his house down more than likely.

[lord Obidiah]

lol, ive started my stove on fire twice and myslef once since ive know you all.  first time i was making french fries and tried to put to many in at one time and poof the kitchen is on fire some how i smothered it with a dish towel.  second time I was making eggs and started my shirt on fire, stop drop and roll is one of the best things i learned in elementary school. and the third time i was making apple pie and filled the pie plate to full and somehow started the oven on fire.  I saw flames shooting out thru the door and got on of my fired extinguishers (if you don't have one you should!!) and put the flames out.  Fire safety is super important, I have 5 smoke dectors in my 3 bedroom house and they are always tested and ready.  My kids know what to do and where to go as much as they can at there age, you should really make sure you check your detectors every month and make sure your kids know how to get out and where to meet up so your not going back in the house the save them when there already out.

[Miss_Red]

Yeah, we had to do a BUNCH of fire safety stuff for our DSS inspections... We now have a visible fire escape plan and 9 smoke dectors in our 3 bedroom house.  We also have 3 or 4 fire extenguishers.  And I am OCD about cutting EVERYTHING off before we leave the house, or even just step outside. 

Only thing is, Joce doesn't seem to GET IT when it comes to an escape plan.  We tried to teach the hand against the door and all that mess... she doesn't absorb it.  Any suggestions?  I am apparently not "little person creative" about serious issues. 

The only reason she quit telling strangers her full name, address, phone number, shoe size, SSN and blood type, was by me telling her they'd steal her and make her do chores for canned peaches and then eat her like a chicken leg.  A little extreme... but she looks for my approval when people ask her name now

[#1raz-]

We don't need no wata let the muzzer fuzzer burn!

[Miss_Red]

That is on;y if the ROOF IS ON FIRE!